Drool.

Today, I am going to throw all caution to the wind and feature ridiculous, BANANAS, expensive, lust-worthy items. Let’s live in the lap of luxury {in our imaginations} and play make believe that we are going from a high-profile job in the fashionindustry to an afternoon visiting your country home in horse country to a glam evening out. First. This coat ($850). I just. I can’t. It’s too good. So Hitchock Heroine in the glammest of ways. LOVE. Imagine with some pearl-and-stone earrings ($495) and a little peplum skirt ($72) for a real old-school bombshell look. A dreamy workday outfit for someone in a high-fashion work environment…aka, .00001% of the population.

Perfect with some Louboutins and this D&G ladylike bag ($1,650):

And beneath that furry dream of a topper? This BOMB.COM Erickson Beamon necklace slash work of art ($978):

I mean. Yes. Shifting gears: now that your work is done, you head out for an afternoon in the country (we’re talking Middleburg, VA — old school horse country) in this bananas wool cape from Ralph Lauren ($1,498) a pair of Hermes boots (dream — $2,475)

Ideal with a pair of fox-fur-trimmed gloves ($225) and this Ferragamo cross-body ($1,790):

Yes, darling. And for evening? This Oscar de La Renta-esque, gilded dress by GIG BRASIL ($660) with a pair of drops (Asha, $350):

Finish with these velvet Stella McCartney tootsies ($995), an Amanda Pearl roll clutch ($1,395), and maybe a cocktail ring or two for some fun ($350+)